Observer Caught Playing POKEMON GO In Trainee’s Final Observed Lesson
LONDON, ENGLAND - The observer, whose name is being withheld by the academy, is reported to have jumped out of his chair like a madman and shouted, “Gotcha, you little purple-bellied, long-tailed, hexagonal-eyed, chubby round the neck, fat sack of pixels tied in the middle!”
The class were doing a listening task at the time and were understandably taken aback by the outburst.
Below average student, keen stamp collector and bare foot running devotee Richard Parker III from Seoul, South Korea had this to say, “The guy just flipped out! He ran round giving us high-fives and even got us doing the Mexican wave. It was like the bloody World Cup.”
Trainee teacher Jason from Sunderland says that his hangover was the only thing that kept him from having a full-on panic attack. “My lesson went right down the Swanee. I'm a pretty confident teacher under normal circumstances but being observed and marked is always going to rattle you a bit. Once the Mexican wave had finished, the observer got the students in a circle for a chorus of Auld Lang Syne. It must have been a very rare Pokemon because straight after that he bust out some amazing dance moves. He went from The Running Man to The Human Centipede to a pretty convincing Robot."
"It’s a bit like getting bad food in a restaurant. I don’t want to complain in case they spit in my soup. I have my fingers crossed that he’ll give me a good mark so I can get my bit of paper and travel to Argentina as planned."